I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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