I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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