That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
