If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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