i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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