If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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