what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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