I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Never let your siblings swipe right.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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