She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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