we're blogging at a bar
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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