who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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