i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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