For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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