Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you win again, gameday.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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