sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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