I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.