Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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