i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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