Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Randomize
