Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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