Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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