watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This is my gift to your gina
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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