The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
zippers are such a cool invention
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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