so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
