Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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