I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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