theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize