suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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