After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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