Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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