i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
