I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She told me I should be a condom model.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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