you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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