he wants to bone in the snuggie
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm really busy with my period
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