I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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