Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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