dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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