so explain again why im purple
no
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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