Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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