scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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