I will die if light touches me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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