Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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