ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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