i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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