Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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