So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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