I want to have your abortion
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I forget how to act sober
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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