Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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