i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.