so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.