do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".