Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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