He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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