dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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