I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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